He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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