its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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