If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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