You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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