A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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