Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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