This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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