were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
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Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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