Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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