He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Found your dick twin last night
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
