I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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