"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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