I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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