There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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