your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
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My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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