I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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