Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Acid is not a monday night drug
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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