He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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