I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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