**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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