No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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