bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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