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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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