he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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