Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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