Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
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