Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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