So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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