Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
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Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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