No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
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Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
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this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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