I want to walk on stilts...naked
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
