I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Do vagina's smell?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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