You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
