Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
i believe in u and ur pee
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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