Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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