I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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