8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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