Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Randomize
