he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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