He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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