Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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