if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
17 year olds will be the death of me.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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