So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Pooping to opera.
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