i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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