I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
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You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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