Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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