Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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