Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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