i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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