My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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