i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I'm both gender and math confused
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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