And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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