Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Rumble strips road head = magical
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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