I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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