i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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