in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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