i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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