Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I have feelings that need drinking.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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