just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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